Happy New Vibrator Day To Me

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Dear Web Dwellers,

While millions of you lovely folks are off enjoying the commercially requisite bliss of having that special someone bestow you with sparkling gems, flowers, or chocolate, I am single this Valentine’s Day. For those of you celebrating: rock on, web dwellers. Have yourselves some mind-blowing sex and don’t forget to work in some sexting this afternoon leading up to it. As for me, I’ll be celebrating by breaking in my brand-new vibrator, which, fittingly enough, FedEx dropped off on my doorstep this morning, so I got to unwrap a present today, even if I did pay for it myself. Ok, fine. Vibrators. Plural. A girl needs to have options, after all. Side note: Just because it says “waterproof” on the package does not mean it’s actually waterproof. Hence the need for (at least one of these) new vibrators. 

So, in the spirit of Valentine’s Day for those of us having sex with lovers, via Skype, or all by ourselves with battery operated (hopefully non-toxic) Chinese silicone, I bring you my own little hand-made Valentines, just for you. Feel free to share with those you love or simply want to annoy.

Love,

Cathy

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